Awards host
Alfie is an experienced and versatile humorous speaker, BBC Radio 4 presenter and comedy writer with his distinctive niche as a recently retired police officer. He offers an innovative and unprecedented insight to the world of modern policing, skilfully interwoven with comedy moments from his own twenty years on the beat - where dealing with everyday incidents has generated a host of hilarious stories that you ‘just couldn’t make up’.
Alfie started his working life as an engineering apprentice in the Sheffield steelworks before swapping steel for copper and joining the police. He took up stand-up comedy as a hobby and now a career. He writes and presents his own hit BBC Radio 4 comedy series ‘It’s a Fair Cop’ – with a ninth series airing in 2025. Television appearances include: Show Me the Funny, Bizarre Crime, Confessions of a Copper and guest presenter on Channel 5’s CCTV crime series Caught on Camera.
Running order
- President’s welcome and introduction
- President’s charity
- PRIMA President
- Dinner
- Risk Awards presentation
- President’s charity prize draw
- Disco and networking.
Menu
Menu
To start
Manchester gin compressed watermelon, vegan feta, heritage beets, mint
To follow
Red wine-marinated chicken, forestier potatoes, tender stem broccoli, sage
Cauliflower steak, potato gnocchi, spinach, chestnut mushroom, salsa verde
To finish
Caramelised ginger cake, apple, stem ginger and toffee fudge ice cream
Coconut panna cotta, rhubard, ginger crumble
Raffle prizes
Details of how to enter the raffle are on the allocated envelopes on your table.
Prizes to be won:
- Apple iPad
- Smartphone printer
- Ninja blender and soup maker
- 2 x Premiership rugby tickets
- £100 John Lewis voucher
- £150 Virgin experience voucher
- £100 Amazon voucher
- Wellbeing hamper
- Apple Airtag
- The full list can be found on the ALARM app.

